if jesus were really the leader of a leather-clad motorcycle gang—instead of a magic zombie—maybe, just maybe, i could get down with christianity. i mean gaga as mary magdalene nearly has me sold on returning to the faith. seriously, i’m really into the chola sharpie brows, the post-apocalyptic middle-eastern belly dancer cum pirate wench dress and, of course, the elizabethan/brett michaels inspired wigs. “judas” is so bizarre. and gaga is divinely irreverent throughout—pun intended.